Sherwin(Wrong NAME!), We have an Urgent opening with one of our client. Plz mail me your Updated Cv with your current and expected salary and joining time.
Prajkta Mulay : Hello, are you Sherwin??
Me: Ermh, you mean Edwin?
Prajkta Mulay : Yes. Are you looking for any job now?
Me: Depends, right?
Prajkta Mulay : Okay, we found your resume on monster.com and found you suitable to be a DC operator.
Me: *Whilst driving* Ermh, I am not looking for a DC operator job.
Prajkta Mulay : But your CV says data center.
Me: HAVE YOU READ MY CV PROPERLY
Prajkta Mulay: But it’s a good opportunity
Me: I am not interested. Thanks.
Prajkta Mulay : But Sherwin, it is a good opportunity
Me(inside the brain): So good meh, everyday I see tons of ads for DC Operators leh.. and she’s obviously come from India, unmistakable accent! Goodness, every sector of the job market is infiltrated by foreign talents…
Me:Sony, I am really not interested. Thank you.
Prajkta Mulay : Dejected… Alright, thanks…
AAR(after accident review): Wah lau eh, like that oso can…just do a key word search and then anyhow hantam…Anyhow, not the 1st time that I get calls from foreign talents
.. What’s singapore going to be like? Even, job agencies are filled with foreign talents..in my case, not so talented, I feel..
So much for the Singapore dream…‘No bodies’ will be left behind. The gahmen do mean what they say..