Wondering why Anakin (and anyone else) should join the DARK SIDE?
1) Wears a hood . . . hood is damn useful on a bad hair day and covers most of your flaws
2) Have a cool RED COLOUR lightsaber.
3) Shoots out cool lightning from fingers . . . Zaazap!
4) If you don’t like anyone, just do a grapping motion with your hand and . . . Strangle that person
5) Choose to be politically different !
6) The word Jedi sounds stupid . . .
7) Even with your hand and legs chopped off, you still won’t die, and get to wear a shiny black armour later . . .
8) Have cool lines which everyone will remember . . . like “XXXX, I’m your FATHER!”
Bottomline: “FEEL THE FORCE, JOIN THE DARK SIDE”