Nephew, the GPS was invented with persons like you in mind!

The reason why GPS is invented….Yup, for imbecile like the nephew. Today, yet another classic from the nephew. 1st of all, when I asked him to be the escort for the aussie( send him bk to hotel and take him to esplande for dinner). He said he needed GPS!!!!! Our office is right smacked within orchard road! Goodness gracious!

S, while I was over at Suntec, Midori

to collect a magazine from Roland’s staff.. I got two calls on how to get to the restaurant. Simple instruction, go to the water front…and walk toward the right of esplande. Cos he told me that he is at the information counter…strangely, he did not ask the information counter…..And then guess what…according to the Aussie…they went around in circles..till they reach marina square….

Singapore is so small and not to mention our esplande, our national icon…this is such a disgrace….

Wah…the eunuch’s parting gift

Good riddance..the fucker uncle eunuch has left…but prior to him leaving the team..and guess what.. he dug himself a huge hole …800 square feet to be exact ..over committing to the sales team of the huge palace that a certain enclosure for making gold can be ready by the 10th August 2007…but to which he later denied that he said so, the gold making facilities shalt be ready in 10 weeks…and hold and behold…he managed to con all to take an existing place belonging to another customers..to stage their gold making machines…

Very interesting development indeed…Guess what..this is quite typical of digging a hole here to cover a hole there…and now even the top management of the huge palace..is involved…many are pissed off..and a dumb ass Co- Digger….Aussie boss of mine is shouting…why are you doing this..I am getting frustrated…etc…

Interesting show..unfolding…watching with my pop corn and coke by the side… And the eunuch’s nephew is due to return in a couple of days..times in the palace has indeed become more interested…

Uncle, if you want to dig holes…dig one to bury yourself in…

The Hole Digging Eunuch…

Not sure if there’s such a thing as prayers answered or not…ironically, after months of trying to leave the huge palace…he is the one to leave 1st….

Weirdo, right….But well, I will bid my time to leave…for now…it is my much awaited knee op that will likely to take place end of this year…

list of the eunuch’s boo boo

Committing to sales persons that requirements can be met, i.e. a new palace can be built and be ready by 10th August 2007 in early July..only to roti prata his way to become 10 weeks… Okay, to be fair to the eunuch, building such a facility requires at least 10 weeks…But why would a sales person heard it wrongly to become 10th August 07..

Sounds like hole digging on the Eunuch Prata Man part… So in order to cover the hole he originally excavated ..he tried to get a newly built palace enclosure for another customer whom have already seen many escalations..due to the G&J Hole Diggers…In case you din know…G is short for the dumbo aussie..who try to managed stuff from afar..from his hometown of aussie…

So what happens..if the newly built room were use for the new customers request…to help them built up their infrastructure..what happens when the original customers comes along and demand the use of the room which they have every right to do so….what happens…See this is how the Eunuch dig up holes…I am not dumb enough to fall into the hole…Come monday, I am supposed to take over the project…I can reckon the shit I am in..but not to worry..I am well covered since all the arrows have been hard hitting the eunuch…
Mr Eunuch…since you love digging holes so much…dig out in your own backyard…

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The Eunuch’s Leaving?

All signs are in place…he’s leaving..at last ..there’s light at the end of the tunnel! But here comes general sung…not exactly a Mr Nice guy to work with but 1001% better than that eunuch…

Eunuch has found himself a new posting within the huge palace…flying fucking around|God know how his nephew will cope with General sung’s leadership.

Talk about leadership, The australian old man need to understand, without clear objectives and clear deliverables how does one show leadership, surely you need to tell the general you want the enemy position annihilated. That’s an objective, right..so the general will have to show his leadership and deliver that objective… you don’t be like the eunuch who leave his post for overseas trip//mysterious disappearance and expect someone to lead the huge palace matters…matters that are close to the eunuch’s heart!

Oh well, what the fuck does he knows anyway?

The Palace Munity and the lame eunuch

General Song…asked why not stage a munity..sounds crazy..he oredi got his 2 million bucks hoarded somewhere.. General Song was concidentally the same person whom decided to order bean sprouts with salted fish in place of the delicious food he had plans to order using the imperial coffers..but I would say otherwise. He even proudly told me he will pay for the chicken rice meal on his own account..but guess what…he just let the cat out of the bag the other day…he said the australian asshole never question his claim…..

WTF!!! Didn’t he say he will pay for that meal from his own pocket! Atrocious!

Anyhow, I am no position to stage any munity or at least start one…the tempers within the eunuch’s court is fast wearing thin..much liken to assassins thirsty for the eunuch’s blood…I know I would want that…so does the imperial housekeeper, General Wu amongst the angry crowds …I know…

Just this morning, over a court session, general Wu openly defy the eunuch much to my delight…Remember this famous line, watching fire from the other bank..see the eunuch flare up….and all..The curtains fall..his reign will end.

Oh, did I not mention that the eunuch is heading to bangkok for an official envoy trip…Knowing him and his lustiness..he is bound to go screw around…

Heaven willing…his arse will be kicked …sooner than we all know..

For me, I will not stage any munity…I will choose flight over fight…cos the palace is barren and there’s nothing to fight for..to begin with…

To end, let me share with you..some interesting nephew’s quotes..

1. Any accounts which will be for future orgasm growth ? It should have been organic!!!
2. thought the library was at lease 1 tone… It should be have been 1 ton!

3. Discommed …. it should be decommisioned.

 

  

Now for some tibits…I shall tell you how bad tr

The Eunuch, His Arrows & The pissed off Imperial housekeeper

Everyone must wonder what the fark is with my blogpost today. I must admit it is quite funny.

Observing the Imperial housekeeper, madame rae telling the eunuch off over his inaction and favoritism of his darn fucked up nephew…She complained that week after week no action been taken…This is how much the nephew is shielded by his eunuch uncle …what’s he thinking? The nephew to carry on his blood line? I think it is a messed up bloodtime. Sighz, been a year since the arrival of the nephew into the Huge Palace…and yet he is his own quiet self just keeping quiet and dumb…expecting others to read his dense mind…oh ya..did I mention he got a darn laughter…of which I personally told  him off several times…

If someone were to say that I am biased against the nephew and that I would take a jab at him on any given day…he is definitely not wrong…

The ailing eunuch is down with flu today and yet with much fiery in him..

The arrow he shot yesterday to attend an imperial meeting at the head palace on his behalf…On the pretense  he needed to attend some conference calls…

that’s a sick excuse…cos he virtually disappear every single afternoon..Does it means you can’t do conference call in office? Come on…

To end, a sick though comes thru my head…what if kinkykid is really the fucked up nephew in real life? what’s the fucking implication? I have no idea..but I don’t really care!

Pity the poor imperial housekeeper ..havin’ to endure the eunuch shit, time and time again!

The popularity of the Eunuch Story and The Mysterious Kinkykid

It is rather bitter sweet to learn that there are quite a few people reading my stories about the eunuch.

over msn..I was asked today..how’s your eunuch pet??…I was like huh….and this coming from one of my pals on aquaticquotient.com

And then there are my friends who read my stories about the eunuch and tell me that I should leave, etc.. Hey, thanks for your concern! When the time is right, the right opportunities arise..you don’t have to ask me to leave..I will make myself scarce.

Friends of friends who got linked to my blog and one of which loves changing her communication devices…

The occasional surfers who drop by.. and most of all there’s this ninja like person called kinky kid..who left interesting remarks on my blog..none too offensive. He is elusive to the use of a single IP address whenever he makes his remarks.. He is certainly highly skilled or aided by people of higher places. However, based on the last comment I got from him…

He might even be a sailor…following that comment about the fantastic Chinese poetry.. anyhow, kinkykid will be known as the secret assassin. By day, he is a official in the palace and by night, he assassinates…how’s that for imagination…

The Eunuch’s Patience Wearing Thin

Yet another court session…but quite evident that our dear eunuch is loosing patience with his favorite subject in his unjust ‘court’..okay…let us just call it cork instead!

Today, the eunuch fired another round of salvo on his beloved nephew…over his incompetence, inaction, refusal to get things done..

PATIENCE HAS A LIMIT! EVEN FOR THE EUNUCH!
Sometimes I wonder is it a clear lack of ability, aptitude to get the thing done. Just imagine putting Fernando Alonso in a Toyota Celica and get him to race with the rest in the formula one…What’s the result? Fernando Alonso is obviously in the wrong league! Admittedly, our dearest nephew definitely cannot be here if not for the eunuch support. He really does not have what it takes… Anyone who would like to contest this, may write to me…

Watching how the eunuch gets mad…with his shining forehead redden…it such an inner joy…and the frequency of it all seems to suggest that the uncle-nephew relationship is currently on the rocks. That delights me…

On a separate note, the eunuch has secretly asked his relative in to quote for interior works in one of the imperial court rooms…This might just be the chance to nail the eunuch once and for all. I mean surely this has to be fishy, if you go tell vendor B to revise his quote when vendor A has X dollars for the project.. Unethical isn’t it?

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and he left….

Just another day..observing the eunuch@works…it kinda surprising to say the very least to see the eunuch hard at work past 2pm…something’s wrong.

Apparently someone had fixed an appointment with him to discuss serious matters for one particular palace under his charter…Yup…it has gone into serious mess..not exactly the eunuch fault…but rather it is a systematic fault…Ever wonder about this statement…over promised..under delivered…this is true for that many palaces under the overlordship of the Huge Palace..

Well, that’s another story for another day…

Now, let us get back to this wonderful eunuch’s encounter…at 1600hrs..he was obviously in a rush.. in fact he appeared rather frantic *laughs*..

then when the lady from Aussie came and discuss at 1620hrs…he started packing in his bag whilst discussing matters of utmost importance…

I was like huh…and 1640hrs…his eunuch mobile rang twice…guess what he did..he switched off the phone…

I wonder if his prc concubine has called and asked why he is still here…I reckon it can’t be his wife or his family for that matter…His nephew…not a chance..he doesn’t even talks! He wants people to read his dense mind…so dense that it does not make sense!
Anyhow, he appeared even more perturbed!

1645 hrs…he brushed the Aussie lady off, took his bag and left office.

1700hrs..The discussion carries on without him. Prove that he is a piece of dunk after all.

On a side note, the eunuch complained today that he had to be under medication for high blood pressure..

For work? I reckon not..not when you leave before 2pm daily..Today, it is ground breaking if not earth shaking!

Interesting Eunuch Facts

#1

A eunuch Is usually a guy who has had his balls cut off. in ancient china they would also remove the penis while enabling the drainage of urine through a sort of “straw” . it was usual that the man who castrated these boy held on to the scrotum and the penis, which could be bought back later for a large sum of money, since many people wanted to be buried complete.

#2

In ancient China castration was both a traditional punishment (until the Sui Dynasty) and a means of gaining employment in the Imperial service. At the end of the Ming Dynasty there were 70,000 eunuchs (宦官 huàn’guān, or 太監 tàijiān) in the Imperial palace. The value of such employment—certain eunuchs gained immense power that may have superseded that of the prime ministers—was such that self-castration had to be made illegal. The number of eunuchs in Imperial employ had fallen to 470 in 1912, when their employment ceased. The justification of the employment of eunuchs as high-ranking civil servants was that, since they were incapable of having children, they would not be tempted to seize power and start a dynasty. Concurrently, a similar system existed in Vietnam.

#3

Castration has been for centuries and still is a common agricultural practice. Typically the lower half of the scrotum is removed with a very sharp knife in a single slice. Each testis is then crimped and cut at the spermatic cord with an emasculatome, which reduces bleeding. It’s best done in early adolescence. Any practice that alters the penis risks serious injury to the urinary tract and recurrent infections.