The Palace Munity and the lame eunuch

General Song…asked why not stage a munity..sounds crazy..he oredi got his 2 million bucks hoarded somewhere.. General Song was concidentally the same person whom decided to order bean sprouts with salted fish in place of the delicious food he had plans to order using the imperial coffers..but I would say otherwise. He even proudly told me he will pay for the chicken rice meal on his own account..but guess what…he just let the cat out of the bag the other day…he said the australian asshole never question his claim…..

WTF!!! Didn’t he say he will pay for that meal from his own pocket! Atrocious!

Anyhow, I am no position to stage any munity or at least start one…the tempers within the eunuch’s court is fast wearing thin..much liken to assassins thirsty for the eunuch’s blood…I know I would want that…so does the imperial housekeeper, General Wu amongst the angry crowds …I know…

Just this morning, over a court session, general Wu openly defy the eunuch much to my delight…Remember this famous line, watching fire from the other bank..see the eunuch flare up….and all..The curtains fall..his reign will end.

Oh, did I not mention that the eunuch is heading to bangkok for an official envoy trip…Knowing him and his lustiness..he is bound to go screw around…

Heaven willing…his arse will be kicked …sooner than we all know..

For me, I will not stage any munity…I will choose flight over fight…cos the palace is barren and there’s nothing to fight for..to begin with…

To end, let me share with you..some interesting nephew’s quotes..

1. Any accounts which will be for future orgasm growth ? It should have been organic!!!
2. thought the library was at lease 1 tone… It should be have been 1 ton!

3. Discommed …. it should be decommisioned.

 

  

Now for some tibits…I shall tell you how bad tr

Cheong argh!!!!

The market’s nice…I like..

The Eunuch, His Arrows & The pissed off Imperial housekeeper

Everyone must wonder what the fark is with my blogpost today. I must admit it is quite funny.

Observing the Imperial housekeeper, madame rae telling the eunuch off over his inaction and favoritism of his darn fucked up nephew…She complained that week after week no action been taken…This is how much the nephew is shielded by his eunuch uncle …what’s he thinking? The nephew to carry on his blood line? I think it is a messed up bloodtime. Sighz, been a year since the arrival of the nephew into the Huge Palace…and yet he is his own quiet self just keeping quiet and dumb…expecting others to read his dense mind…oh ya..did I mention he got a darn laughter…of which I personally told  him off several times…

If someone were to say that I am biased against the nephew and that I would take a jab at him on any given day…he is definitely not wrong…

The ailing eunuch is down with flu today and yet with much fiery in him..

The arrow he shot yesterday to attend an imperial meeting at the head palace on his behalf…On the pretense  he needed to attend some conference calls…

that’s a sick excuse…cos he virtually disappear every single afternoon..Does it means you can’t do conference call in office? Come on…

To end, a sick though comes thru my head…what if kinkykid is really the fucked up nephew in real life? what’s the fucking implication? I have no idea..but I don’t really care!

Pity the poor imperial housekeeper ..havin’ to endure the eunuch shit, time and time again!

The popularity of the Eunuch Story and The Mysterious Kinkykid

It is rather bitter sweet to learn that there are quite a few people reading my stories about the eunuch.

over msn..I was asked today..how’s your eunuch pet??…I was like huh….and this coming from one of my pals on aquaticquotient.com

And then there are my friends who read my stories about the eunuch and tell me that I should leave, etc.. Hey, thanks for your concern! When the time is right, the right opportunities arise..you don’t have to ask me to leave..I will make myself scarce.

Friends of friends who got linked to my blog and one of which loves changing her communication devices…

The occasional surfers who drop by.. and most of all there’s this ninja like person called kinky kid..who left interesting remarks on my blog..none too offensive. He is elusive to the use of a single IP address whenever he makes his remarks.. He is certainly highly skilled or aided by people of higher places. However, based on the last comment I got from him…

He might even be a sailor…following that comment about the fantastic Chinese poetry.. anyhow, kinkykid will be known as the secret assassin. By day, he is a official in the palace and by night, he assassinates…how’s that for imagination…

The Eunuch’s Patience Wearing Thin

Yet another court session…but quite evident that our dear eunuch is loosing patience with his favorite subject in his unjust ‘court’..okay…let us just call it cork instead!

Today, the eunuch fired another round of salvo on his beloved nephew…over his incompetence, inaction, refusal to get things done..

PATIENCE HAS A LIMIT! EVEN FOR THE EUNUCH!
Sometimes I wonder is it a clear lack of ability, aptitude to get the thing done. Just imagine putting Fernando Alonso in a Toyota Celica and get him to race with the rest in the formula one…What’s the result? Fernando Alonso is obviously in the wrong league! Admittedly, our dearest nephew definitely cannot be here if not for the eunuch support. He really does not have what it takes… Anyone who would like to contest this, may write to me…

Watching how the eunuch gets mad…with his shining forehead redden…it such an inner joy…and the frequency of it all seems to suggest that the uncle-nephew relationship is currently on the rocks. That delights me…

On a separate note, the eunuch has secretly asked his relative in to quote for interior works in one of the imperial court rooms…This might just be the chance to nail the eunuch once and for all. I mean surely this has to be fishy, if you go tell vendor B to revise his quote when vendor A has X dollars for the project.. Unethical isn’t it?

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