Tired he claims…But this is what really happened in office in most afternoons. Today, I caught in action. Sorry, low res for low class ppl.
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Next up, catching the Eunuch in afternoon slumber!
Archive for February, 2007
The Eunuch’s Nephew caught Sleeping@Work
Posted by diligo on February 28, 2007
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Increment fit for an ant….
Posted by diligo on February 27, 2007
Gone are the good old days….days of Huge Problems are here to stay…last year was 3% for most ppl but this year …knn..ok…a bloody 0.5% to 1%. Think can eat grass already! Heard bank tellers get more…
The fond memories of double digits(%%%%%%) increment of the good old days… are gone..and now…this..
Think I had enuff of this cock and bull shit nonsense..time to ship out…as least I am making plans…time to get out of Huge Problems
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Ole! My Ginger….
Posted by diligo on February 26, 2007
Time to be reflective once more… upon hearing about a friend’s breakup with her boyfriend of 3 yrs….Reason: no commitment hence no future…
How does this apply to myself? Years ago…not that many years ago lar I was holding to a relation not worth holding on but yet due to my stubbornness that things will work itself out fine…Obviously, it aint working out or will it ever…. 5 years of my life aint a short time but it aint too long….too long had I, myself decided not to snap right out of it…The past was painful but the future brighter than ever before….
2 years after that, decision to have a clean breakup….I find myself very much in love with my dearest gal..someone whom I can’t live without now…and it is all worth it…I know, a love I never experienced…a gal who will shed tears when she noticed a rather bad bruise…something for all my thirty years not experienced…
Yup, that decision was probably the best decision thus far…and this wouldn’t have been possible without my dearest ginger dada tender loving care….
So breaking up may not be such a bad thing after all…as long as you learn from it and know with certainty what you really want…Today, I can firmly attest to that.. So, gal, be strong, hope everything will work itself out fine …perhaps all you need is a little patience…
Have Faith!
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How to expose the evils of the Eunuch?
Posted by diligo on February 26, 2007
Over breakfast, coffee..this question was raised…Quite frankly…I don’t really know…But there are many ambiguities and discrepancies with his dealings…
From the latest:
1. Vendor asked me if they needed to add my commission in the quote. Hahaha…my tots follow thru my head…my small head, as least it has more brainy than those big versions of the Eunuch and his nephew… “What if the eunuch been doing this all along? Meaning to say, he gives preferential treatments to x vendor because of the kickbacks that he can get..and not based on cost or any technical..
Cost of a job $xxxx, exposing the eunuch…PRICELESS!
2. Vendor Selection…Who on earth select a vendor who doesn’t have the right experience in doing the required work and expect us to feed them what to do, what not to do? Hear say have suggested that the vendor is related to the Eunuch…
3. Calling a vendor and telling him to revise the quote for the contract and ensuring that he gets awarded the contract…and as a result hampers were sent to the company…a official complaint been lodged but largely ignored by the imbecile fat ass..
4. Bring a vendor along for work, recommending them work for an assessment done in Bangkok.
5. The Eunuch claims to be a professional Engineer..a check with PEB, did not find his disgusting name there..I reckon his cert must been revoked because of his misdeed with other companies..
6. Screwing on company expenses…Yes! I do mean the real meat job at Kabuki..
7. Installing a mirror system, doing exactly the same shit as per the original system provided by the landlord! KNN…Doesn’t make any cow sense!
Any ideas how to expose the fat horny bastardo Eunuch, please write to me!!!
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Why You kick my dog?
Posted by diligo on February 23, 2007
Last evening..something happened…the guy who tried to kick my dear tiger apologize for his misdeed. lol
I reckon he must seen my super duper TULAN look in my face that morning coming out of the lift…I mean why on earth you have to kick my dog? He din fuckin’ bite you …he din pee on you…. although I wish he did..
Anyhow, guess what I told him in return…”It’s okay ..but really you should be a better example to your kids….haha..that look on his face, priceless. I mean this is way better than just accepting the apology…Guess what, he said…sorry lar…Was watching soccer last nite and trying to show my kids… KNNCCB, ok? I don’t fuckin’ care if you had a mass orgy with David Beckham and the whole real madrid squad…or what….just leave my dog alone!!!!
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He wants his MP3 player back…
Posted by diligo on February 22, 2007
Well, the call came..Can you please bring my mp3 player to XXXX.. !@#$@$%^%&&*!!! damm cheapskate I tell you! Been hearing so much about this legendary MP3 player….he said he bought and can’t wait for me to load music into it…Wahaha…I know I know….50gB of music is really quite something but still you gotta be polite!
So much for the anticipation of the huge MP3 player…damm it is only a pathetic 128mb of memory…after loading my hell freezes over album…nothing left! kNnccB…
Most of the times I can’t stand Cheapo, cheepskate…
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Property Agents Aplenty….
Posted by diligo on February 18, 2007
No pun intended…Out late, I noticed that many of my associates, friends and a couple of relatives have…..yeap…u guess gone into property…aka housing agents lar…One wonders why….
One thing rings in my mind..they are all in because of the money….they said..you know who had earn this much, x dollars this month and you know….Thoughts follow in my head…So easy meh, then on the street no poor people liao…Anyhow, when trying to convince people to join them as housing agents, they often paint a more optimistic picture than not…in order to get people attracted..I am not saying there are no $$ in property…just that I recall one great man, Warren Buffett once said something a shoe shine boy making it rich in a particular stock, that it was time to get out…How true is that…the more something is circulated …the more cheapening it gets….
Anyhow, to each his own..I wish those who have gone into it …all the best..and make me eat my own words…that’ be nice!
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TLC….Not Tender Loving Care
Posted by diligo on February 15, 2007
Develop an infallible technique, then put yourself at the mercy of inspiration ~ Zen Maxim
T.L.C represents 3 fundamentals of photography
Timing, Light and Composition! What a nice way to put it!
As a poet uses words, so a photographer uses light! Viola….what strong words….
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The price of lunch…$41.60…the look on his face….PRICELESS!
Posted by diligo on February 12, 2007
Well, I had witness this till last friday….bringing the foreign colleague for lunch…what turns out to be a sumptous lunch turns out to be just chicken and bean sprout…
Well, before the stingy one concluded the order of food..he asked me..to claim it and claim under expenses…under normal circumstances, I would have said yes…without a doubt…but hey…I was given a ticking off by my imbecile boss from down under over 38 bucks….lunch for 5 persons….of which 2 of them are here for an audit..what’s wrong to buy lunch? @#@$#^%&^*&(()))_
Anyway, the stingy one wanted claypot beancurd, thai style prawns…etc…but when he got the reply that I cannot claim anything…the look on his face..simply priceless! So he said, we will just order beansprouts with salted fish…the look on his face, PRICELESS!
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